how do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
ask them to pronounce “unionized”
Holy fuck thats clever
It took me 5 minutes to get this
"What they don’t understand about birthdays and what they never tell you is that when you’re eleven, you’re also ten, and nine, and eight and seven, and six, and five, and four, and three, and two, and one."
I don’t normally reblog photosets, etc. as I like the content and space real-estate on my blog to be as much my own as possible, but this post was too good to pass up on.
This is so great!
Ah, so THAT’S why it’s so hard for me to pick a favorite Doctor.
Friendship is weird. You pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, "yup I like this one," and you just do stuff with them.
we went in the darkroom today and looked around and i was like “wow this is brighter than my future” and my photography teacher laughed so hard he almost cracked his head on the enlarger
"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"
neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that this woman gave up her life long dream for her best friend?
I’m sorry but if you don’t love Charlotte LeBeouf you’re wrong
I feel like Charlotte was such a step forward in storytelling, particularly in something intended for kids.
So often they’re shown that the rich kids are nothing but snobs and that not a single one of them can ever care about someone less fortunate, even if they do call them ‘friend’. A lot of times they’re shown to backstab people to get what they want.
Charlotte’s friendship with Tiana is incredibly strong, despite the usual ‘obstacles’ that might prevent it, like differences in class and race. At the end she is genuinely happy for her best friend, and recognizes that the love between Tiana and Naveen is real and not something she could ever get between.
I wonder if the thought even crossed her mind to say ‘too bad’ and marry the prince anyway?
I don’t think it ever did.
I was looking through these thinking “Don’t let them be paintings, don’t let them be pai- FUCK, they’re paintings.”
sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home